Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Proud to be Banned

In George W Bush's fascist America, the only proper place for a free man is in prison... Fortunately, they haven't caught me yet, lol.

But I did hear on the radio the other day that my name is on the no fly list. This is not terribly surprising since my legal name is very common. I wonder if they actually mean me? Could be. My sources in the FBI tell me that I'm considered a potential threat, lol.

There's also a right-wing extremist active in local politics in a nearby city with the same name - could it be him? Naw... he's much more likely to be a terrorist than I am, but he's Dubya's kind of terrorist.

And then there's my dad who has the same name... he was a non-violent civil rights protester in the 60s. He wouldn't hurt a fly, but maybe the government's still pissed about that.

Well, don't know the answer, but I do know the government has its collective head up its collective ass, lol.

I remain the enemy non-combatant. *Enemy of anyone trying to tear down the Constitution, that is.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"In George W Bush's fascist America, the only proper place for a free man is in prison.."

What the fuck does that mean!

Im glad Im not an American Soldier reading crap like this, fighting for the likes of you!

You need a fucking life and some real friends!.. How can you call yourself an American!

10:46 PM  
Blogger Doctor Oakroot said...

Well, my small minded Toby Keith fan, your boy Dubya and his crew of war criminals decided to put me on the no-fly list. And why? Because I strongly support the Constitution which they're trying to destroy.

I'm sure I'll have plenty of friends in the concentration camps if I can't get out before then, lol.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a disgrace, how can you look at your call yourself an American.

Guys are fighting and dieing for the likes of shithead Potsmoking hippies like YOU!..

Stop trying tp be a clever SHIT... and support you country and flag asshole..

12:51 AM  
Blogger Doctor Oakroot said...

I think you're a disgrace. Maybe you should learn how to spell... and support your native language. :o)

I'm sure people like you were telling German Jews that they should support their country just before Hitler opened the concentration camps.

7:38 AM  

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